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To heartless to be a human.

Idle minds are the devil's workshop
Are you one?

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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hace 16 horas · 19 026 notas

twooping:

You could’ve reblogged that from me

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hace 1 día · 178 824 notas

canadianslut:

when my straight friends tell me about their relationship problems/breakups image

hace 1 día · 19 240 notas

slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

hace 1 día · 81 757 notas

basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
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hace 1 día · 88 679 notas

allmonds:

What is wrong with my brother

meladoodle:

my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad

hace 1 día · 237 840 notas

jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

hace 1 día · 282 990 notas

therealhousewivesofpanem:

when you go to kill a bug and someone says “no stop it has feelings too!!!”
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hace 1 día · 168 073 notas

*sees mystery dog in window* *waves at dog*

hace 1 día · 73 notas

yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE